Friday, April 11, 2008

I live inside your television

Doug LeMoine - Check Please - Looking at the cameraYou may recognize me from somewhere, somewhere like YOUR TIVO.

Pretty much the only thing the director told me: "Don't look at the camera." Dang.

More on my explosion onto the local public television restaurant-reviewing stage sometime soon; until then you can check out my episode of the Check Please Bay Area here.

There's gotta be a burrito place somewhere near here.

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Via Burritophile, an awesome resource for all things burrito.

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Kansas basketball / A dadgum classic

Surreal. That's the word that keeps coming to mind. Kansas trailed by nine points with two minutes left, and yet somehow managed to win. Chalmers's shot. Collins's steal. Roy Williams -- "Benedict Williams" to many Jayhawk fans -- wearing a Jayhawk sticker. Is it possible that all of that *really* happened?

Watch the last few minutes of the game again, and you'll begin to see how many little things went KU's way. There were big things, of course -- Calipari's lack of faith in his bench, Joey Dorsey's fouls, CDR's clankers from the line -- but there were also those momentary mistakes that add up: a terrible transition decision by Memphis, questionable judgment when Calipari doesn't call timeout after a made free throw to ensure that his team fouls, and the simple bad luck of Derrick Rose's first free throw that hit every part of the rim and then bounced out with 10 seconds left.

Still, Kansas needed a miracle to simply pull even.

Mario's shot
Photo: Streeter Lecka
Luke Winn of Sports Illustrated really nails the last few seconds in his Tourney Blog: "The ball took what Collins said seemed 'like five seconds' in the air, perfectly rotating, and Brandon Rush, who had positioned himself near the basket in the event of a tip, looked up at the net and 'saw it splash right in there.' ... 'It will probably be,' said Self, 'the biggest shot ever made in Kansas history.'"

The bench reacts to Mario's shot
The bench reacts to Mario's shot. Photo: Jeff Haynes
The Kansas City Star's Jason Whitlock commented on the stories behind the story: "That’s how you win it all, exorcise the demons and baptize a new era of greatness. You do it with an unforgettable rally, a stunning three-pointer and with your most famous and infamous coaching alum sitting in the stadium, cheering you on and sporting a Jayhawk sticker."

Baby Jay all the way
Photo: Jed Jacobsohn
The Star's Joe Posnanski on Memphis's seemingly insurmountable lead, and Mario's shot: "When you’re young, you live in the moment. That’s how it’s supposed to be. Chalmers was not feeling the pressure of history when he fired the shot. He never could have made it then. Kansas was trailing by nine points with barely 2 minutes left. Memphis had taken all the intensity and will and ferocity that Kansas had to give, and then the Tigers pulled away. Up nine with about 2 minutes left? Over."

Self & Sherron
Sherron & Bill Self. Photo: Streeter Lecka

Collins's contribution was huge, despite his turnovers. He was in Derrick Rose's face all night, and his pace and fearlessness created the two biggest moments of the game -- the steal with just under a minute left, and the pass to Mario with 5 seconds left. Dana O'Neil's article on ESPN really captures it well (title: "Without Collins, there is no Chalmers."). Derrick Rose commented on Sherron's play during Memphis's post-game press conference: “He did what he supposed to do as a point guard — control the team, push the ball up the court and make tough plays at the end. He just controlled the game.”

Self was characteristically modest after the game, “The outside public may view people that win a championship differently, but coaches know you don’t get smarter because a hard shot goes in or doesn’t go in. I’m proud of our guys, happy for everybody involved, but I don’t see it that way.”

I'm not sure what it will take for the talking heads to give him some respect, honestly. In ESPN's pre-game show, the former coaches (Vitale, Digger, and Knight) lavished praise on Memphis coach John Calipari. Vitale threw around all the usual hyperbole ("genius," "innovator," as I recall), and even Knight complimented Cal's inventiveness as a coach. After the game, the mood was funereal around the ESPN desk, as if they themselves had lost the game. Why? There are some compelling conspiracy theories bouncing around the comments on the Lawrence Journal-World site, e.g. "[Supporting] Kansas promotes [KU's] recruiting and keeps Kansas a Cadillac program. In turn, that steers recruits away from schools where the talking heads have loyalties and relationships with coaches that give them the access they require in the major media markets they need to pump up their Q ratings and market share ratings." Hmm.

Finally, the NYT's Pete Thamel posted some engaging commentary on The Quad, the NYT's college sports blog. He describes the scene in the Memphis locker room afterward:

There are only two locker rooms I’d ever seen where the players were this devastated. One was the U.S.C. locker room after Matt Leinart and the Trojans lost the national title to Texas in the Rose Bowl. I remember Leinart sitting alone on a bench, eating a turkey sandwich and a chocolate chip cookie and drinking a Gatorade. It was kind of surreal that his whole senior year had come down to that.

The other was the Oklahoma locker room after the Sooners lost to Boise State in what many consider the greatest finish to a college football game. That would be the Ian Johnson, Statue of Liberty, hook-and-ladder game. The most bizarre scene from that locker room was Oklahoma Coach Bob Stoops just standing by himself, staring off into the ether. It’s rare to see a head coach alone anywhere, anytime. But Stoops could have been on Pluto, and no one at that second was going to visit.


Finally, today's Kansas City Star front page. Nice! I had the 1988 version on my bedroom wall for about 10 years, until it basically turned into dust.
Kansas City Star front page

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

March Madness / Final Four shit

If words are windows to the soul, this blog has become a massive vista onto my sports obsessions and, specifically, Kansas basketball. Soon enough it'll all be over, the fever dream will end, the sun will rise, and I'll be back to the old stuff. Until then, I want to post one more thing, to commemorate the Jayhawks' run to San Antonio.

Kansas Jayhawk Final Four 2008 t-shirt - I could give a shit about Carolina
I designed a t-shirt that expressed my feelings with regard to the Heels, which -- in a really weird coincidence -- echo Ol Roy's sentiments c. 2003.



For many Kansas fans, Roy's angry words ring true -- truer, even -- today. Sure, Roy may have claimed to have "given a shit" at that moment, but he changed his tune a week later. Jayhawk fans probably still couldn't give a shit, to say the least. Now, we can declare this to the world. [Buy it now now now from Zazzle].

A day that will live in infamy
In case anyone's wondering what the heck the shirt is all about, let's take a quick trip down YouTube lane. The year was 2003; the time was 10 minutes after KU's national final loss to Syracuse; the place was the tunnel outside the Kansas locker room.


It actually gets better with age, doesn't it?

The "shit" part clearly wasn't pre-meditated, yet it was perfectly timed, putting a bitter exclamation point on a ringing rebuke. Of course, the most shocking part of it all was that it came from the man who had -- to that point -- cornered the market in "dadgums" and "doggones:" Ol Roy, the kind country cousin of college basketball. In more ways than one, that interview was the end of an era, and in retrospect, Roy's aw-shucks-ing and dadgum-ing seems a little silly, but it sure worked well for a while.

Now, well. Times have changed.